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Sore Losers… Unite!!!
Auntie Traded A Cheap Wig For The Rights To Three Hares In The Night…
My Best Teacher – The Lesson Of The Cattywampus.
The best teacher I ever had
Mr. Whitson taught sixth-grade science. On the first day of class, he gave us a lecture about a creature called the cattywampus, an ill-adapted nocturnal animal that was wiped out during the Ice Age. He passed around a skull as he talked. We all took notes and later had a quiz.
When he returned my paper, I was shocked. There was a big red X through each of my answers. I had failed. There had to be some mistake! I had written down exactly what Mr. Whitson said. Then I realized that everyone in the class had failed. What had happened?
Wish I Was A New Yorker… Jimmy McMillan Would Have My Vote!
The Rent Is Too DAMN High Party Candidate Jimmy McMillan resonates with me… His website music, his very cool facial hair and his eccentricity would be enough… But the guys real positions aren’t too shabby either… Even though some folks might get a chuckle on his human/shoe marriage position. It’s nice to know that if I should become enamored of a particular pair of Dr. Scholl’s Air Pillo Gels… that I’m not going to be a victim of discrimination. I’m ordering a tee shirt… http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/
I’m also going to be prefacing all future statements with ” As A Karate Expert”…