What Newt Sees In The Mirror.
Aunty Sez… “Newt’s a lot more
“Bill the Cat”
Than “Sher Khan”
What Men See – Ask Herman Cain, Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich… Well, ANY Male Really.
Go Into The Light Children!
Auntie Sez…
” From the moment men come out of there… They spend their entire existence trying to get back in there”
America… Fat, Dumb And Happy.
Is it any wonder that the politicians and robber barons feel absolutely no compunction about raping, pillaging and looting the American economy? We’re so stuffed full of cheap eats and enthralled by so many cheap goodies that we’re practically comatose.
Auntie Sez –
“You knuckleheads better pay attention to history.” ” You poor schmucks are headed down the same path as the Romans” “Bread and Circuses… Domino’s and Reality TV… Really no difference.” “It’s all there if you can suck down enough Red Bull to roam your red rimmed peepers across this article.“
Major Droughts To Cause Mass Evacuations In U.S. Southwest.
From Truth-Out.org
Here’s the bad news in a nutshell: if you live in the Southwest or just about anywhere in the American West, you or your children and grandchildren could soon enough be facing the Age of Thirst, which may also prove to be the greatest water crisis in the history of civilization. No kidding.
We know at least one big thing about how this particular tragedy will turn out: the so-called civilization of the Southwest will not survive the present century, not at its present scale anyway. The question yet to be answered is how much it will have to shrink, and at what cost. Stay tuned. It will be one of the greatest, if grimmest, shows on Earth.
Read On HERE
Stupid Label Instructions
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that’s the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it’s *just* a suggestion!)
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure???)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn’t that save time?)
On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope so!)
On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space – – or underground)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now, …. I’m curious.)
On Sainsbury’s peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (No! ….. Really?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (Thanks for all your help.)
On a child’s Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That’s right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)
